Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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