is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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