also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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