hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize