I wish I could punch you in the face.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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