We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
look no pants
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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