What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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