is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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