I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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