I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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