He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Your cock deserves a montage
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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