.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
false alarm. still invincible.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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