The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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