On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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