Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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