Are we in a gay sports bar?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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