It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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