And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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