I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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