she was so not down for the gang bang
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize