Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think people are normalizing furries
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize