what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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