this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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