Where is the hickey?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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