I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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