Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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