Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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