I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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