Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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