Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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