The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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