I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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