Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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