this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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