suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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