problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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