i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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