I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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