he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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