i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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