Do you still have your period?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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