my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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