it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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