Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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