At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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