Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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