Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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