You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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