didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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