K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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